and it WAS an accident...
A big part of my weightloss journey is exercise. Because I am a 'water bunny' at heart, the work out I particularly enjoy is AquaAerobics...Now, thank goodness, I have grown out of my Maternity Swimsuit with skirt and all...in my 'fat' daze, though I definately WASNT pregas', maternity swimmers were the only ones that I could squeeze substantial frame into...they pretty much covered everything apart from my rhino stumps that is...but the problem was my cup size 'G' Boobies (as my 18 month year old loves to call them) had a habit of literally busting out at every opportunity. Its not good when in the middle of a VIGOROUS work-out; bobbing up and down, and punching the water HARD and FAST, you look down and discover that for the last 3 minutes you have been 'flashing' the gorgeous, male, Aqua instructor with your 'Dolly' boobs. No wonder he was looking at me attentively and trying to make eye contact...and here I thought he might be interested...turns out he was trying to warn me, as inconspicuously as possible, so as not to draw attention to myself from other participants...Well, I have never moved so fast...I literally plunged under the water to put myself back in place. To this day I still have an unfinished pre-paid activity card to that swimming center that I haven't used cause I NEVER went back there again...
As a result of my 'melting' body however, I now wear a funkier, younger, two piece...no not a bikini...YET! My swimsuit consists of a, hot-pink pair of swim shorts and a matching 'cami' style top (all the 'rage' on this side of the planet)...It was a bout time too...but the sad thing is, that with my diminishing body, my breasts are also getting smaller...boohoohoo. they were one of my defining assets and I am definately going to miss those voluptuous babies...although I haven't been suffering from as much back pain as I used to...so I guess thats a good thing!
On a more serious note, I was supposed to weigh myself today...but I missed it...I always weigh myself first thing on a Thursday morning...just before I hop in the shower...every extra pound counts...and wearing clothes can easily put on another pound or two depending on what I am wearing. On the same note if I weigh myself after the shower...my hair is wet and heavy so again another few pounds added...and truer still as the day goes on the heavier I seem to get... so now, if I miss it I miss it..I will see how I go tomorro and let you know.
A big part of my weightloss journey is exercise. Because I am a 'water bunny' at heart, the work out I particularly enjoy is AquaAerobics...Now, thank goodness, I have grown out of my Maternity Swimsuit with skirt and all...in my 'fat' daze, though I definately WASNT pregas', maternity swimmers were the only ones that I could squeeze substantial frame into...they pretty much covered everything apart from my rhino stumps that is...but the problem was my cup size 'G' Boobies (as my 18 month year old loves to call them) had a habit of literally busting out at every opportunity. Its not good when in the middle of a VIGOROUS work-out; bobbing up and down, and punching the water HARD and FAST, you look down and discover that for the last 3 minutes you have been 'flashing' the gorgeous, male, Aqua instructor with your 'Dolly' boobs. No wonder he was looking at me attentively and trying to make eye contact...and here I thought he might be interested...turns out he was trying to warn me, as inconspicuously as possible, so as not to draw attention to myself from other participants...Well, I have never moved so fast...I literally plunged under the water to put myself back in place. To this day I still have an unfinished pre-paid activity card to that swimming center that I haven't used cause I NEVER went back there again...
As a result of my 'melting' body however, I now wear a funkier, younger, two piece...no not a bikini...YET! My swimsuit consists of a, hot-pink pair of swim shorts and a matching 'cami' style top (all the 'rage' on this side of the planet)...It was a bout time too...but the sad thing is, that with my diminishing body, my breasts are also getting smaller...boohoohoo. they were one of my defining assets and I am definately going to miss those voluptuous babies...although I haven't been suffering from as much back pain as I used to...so I guess thats a good thing!
On a more serious note, I was supposed to weigh myself today...but I missed it...I always weigh myself first thing on a Thursday morning...just before I hop in the shower...every extra pound counts...and wearing clothes can easily put on another pound or two depending on what I am wearing. On the same note if I weigh myself after the shower...my hair is wet and heavy so again another few pounds added...and truer still as the day goes on the heavier I seem to get... so now, if I miss it I miss it..I will see how I go tomorro and let you know.
2 comments:
LOL I know your boobies coming out is not funny but the same thing has happened to my wife and she has "G" boobies too. Good luck on your journey.
He He...Glad to know I am not alone...so embarassing though..don't know whether I will EVER be able to live that one down!!! I sympathize with your wife. But it is funny...in hindsite...not when it actually happened! You are one lucky man to have a good wife that is 'amply endowered' hehehe!
:) F
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