Anyone want to wear my Big Fat ARSE!

Me and a good friend...we'll call him Sponge Bob (cause he always seems to be sponging from me hehehe!) were discussing the other day about possible entrepreneurial outlets for me...I am the quintessential entrepreneur...always looking for new ways to support myself...anyhow...we got on the subject of the cartoons and were discussing putting them in a full colour book with captions sort of like the whole 'Blue Day' thing...Hmmm not bad really but the idea I was stuck on was putting the cartoons on t-shirts and selling them online with the captions on the back like 'I'm losin' it!' and on the front having the relevant 'I look forward to...' phrase for each cartoon etc etc WELL... I loved the idea and wanted to run with it so we were going through the cartoons to sort through which ones would be suitable, when I picked up one of my latest cartoons titled 'Bath Dam' he immediately turned it down saying 'Now Flab, who in heavens name would want to wear your huge arse on the front of their t-shirt... to which I replied..the slogan on the back of the t-shirt could read 'check out my flabuless arse!' We argued over this for quite some time...Now why I even wanted my arse on a t-shirt worn by someone, I didn't know, probably on the other side of the world...I dont know...but I hate loosing...so finally he dared me...'ok missy lets put it up for sale and see if anyone buys it...if you win, I will babysit your kids for two hours every friday night for the next month (I love to party friday nights! Although I don't get the opportunity much)...and if I win you have to massage my feet every day for the next month (yuck...massage those stinky flippers)...never one to turn down a bet I agreed...and so my loyal fans somewhere on this big wide world called the world wide web there is a T-Shirt for sale with my Arse on the front...I tell you what...if someone can find it, I will personally buy one for you as long as you wear it and send a pic so that I don't have to massage stinky feet for the next month! (yea yea I know thats cheating)....You'll have to look hard...It will look something like this:

So guys...comment here and tell me what the consensus is...should I release my own special brand of madness and go into the t-shirt design business? WHAT DO YOU THINK?